🎅🏻🎄 HO-llooooo, You Marvelously Festive Creature! 🎅🏻🎄
THANK YOU, You Ho You!
Thank YOU for making this Ho-Ho-Ho-Mas extra Ho-licious and we are so Ho-ppy you came!
We are beyond grateful that we have friends and family like YOU in our lives!
Never Stop Yo' Ho'in! 🎅🏻🤶🏻
Link to Photos Can Be Found Below..
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Security: Valentino - Click to Call or TextCatering: Sofia Zaragoza - Click to Call or TextPhotographer: Jacob Tyler Dunn - Click for WebsitePhotographer: Jacob Tyler Dunn - Click to Call or TextEvent Designer: Hot Events AZ - InstagramEvent Designer: Hot Events AZ - Click to Call or Text (Rachel)YOUR CHIEF HO: Anthony Coronado - Instagram (He Loves the Follows & Fella's)
DRUM ROLLLLL PLZ.... The Party Photos!
🥳On Sunday 12/7, You’re Cordially Invited...🥳
To the holly jolliest, heavy-on-the-ho’s, light-on-the-pants Ho-Jama-Down of the year! Where the jolliest bunch of a-holes this side of the Mississippi will gather in their bedtime best to swap gifts, stories, and just a touch of dignity.
📅 THE WHEN
Sunday, December 7th, 2025
⏰ 5:00 – 9:00 PM
🎁 White Elephant Exchange at 6:30 PM sharp! Translation: get here before 6:30, ya filthy animal 🐵
🛍️ WHAT TO BRING
✔️ Your Ho Self in your finest Ho-Jamas (pajamas)
✔️ Your Ho's
✔️ A White Elephant gift wrapped for each person attending ($15 – $50). Each participant MUST bring one wrapped gift to exchange for the exchange to work. Think ridiculous, funny, or unnecessary. If you have an adult oriented gift in mind, mark it with a BIG red Ho-bow so we know not to scar the children (kids may join the exchange).
📍 THE WHERE
8513 E. Jackrabbit Rd
Scottsdale, AZ 85250
🎁 THE WHAT
A seasonally-inappropriate yet wholesomely rowdy Pajama-Jammin’ White Elephant Gift Exchange & Holiday Ho-Down 🍑
🟩 Gifts will be stolen.
🟥 Reputations will be questioned.
🟦 Laughter is non-negotiable.
🟧 Other semi-questionable Ho-Activities.
🧑🎄 THE WHO
Bring your merry f'in self AND your favorite Ho’s! Your Ho’s may include:
🍭 Someone you share candy canes with.
👯 Your favorite Ho-mans.
👶🏻 Your little big Ho’s (aged 7+) that you got from yo’ ho-in’. Contrary to this invite, we’ll keep it mostly PG-13 (kids don't read party invites anyways).
🚫 No Ho-bo’s unless it’s a dog. And even then, sorry no dogs.
🎄 ADDITIONAL MERRIMENT
🛌🏼 Wear festive "Pajama Chic" attire.
🍿 Finger food & drinks provided.
🎅🏻We can’t wait to Ho-down with you!💋
Ho-fully Your Ho-liday Ho-Ho-Hosts,
🟩 Paul Woodman
🟥 Anthony “Chief Ho” Coronado
P.S. If you find this HO-vitation HO-ffensive, we sincerely HO-ppologize. It is never too late for you to be a HO too!
Disclaimer: We support equal HO-pportunity HO'in. We believe in HO's of all genders, ages, ethnicities, & spiritual beliefs.
#GiveHosAChance✌🏼
Love, Santa
❓Questions❓
🟢📲 Text Anthony @ 630-209-0003 🟢
🔴 Paul @ 316-250-4212 (If you know Anthony, text him 😉) 🔴
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We were going to remove this, but the theme matches & we like cookies too!